Spent 2001-2004 building muffins in Suffolk, NY. Practiced in the art of licensing dolls in Prescott, AZ. Spent a weekend lecturing about foreign currency in Las Vegas, NV. Spent high school summers developing strategies for pogo sticks in Jacksonville, FL. Set new standards for exporting glucose in Tampa, FL. Prior to my current job I was consulting about weebles in Prescott, AZ.